Who's heard Little Richard sing "Shake a Hand"?

cloasters said:
It's not "France has talent," no, no not "big-i-fied" enough. "France has Incredible talent."



Bu..but how does he sing in a man's and woman's voice at the same time???
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He uses two sided tape!!

(These things easily find a remedy if we but take the time to examine them scientifically!)
 
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I was but a boy when Red was on top. But damn he still is!
Oh those clown paintings..they go for hundreds of thousands.
the man had an unbelievable work ethic.
 
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cloasters said:
The character "Sgt Shultz" of the "Hogan's Heroes" tv show was fond of saying "I know nothing." Wish I understood how literally true this was for me. At that age I wanted to know everything. Now that I'm five times older I know much less.

Admitting this is very helpful. And refreshing.
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I think I was around 12 when Hogan;s aired.
I had just finished Ann franks book.
I found absolutely nothing funny in it,

I was haunted by a vision of Ann hiding in my closet while my friends and family laughed.
THEN!
I had to go and see the first" Body snatchers" movie!
I didn't look under my bed for a month!

But everything became horrifyingly clear to me.
i was.."Not of this Earth"

And this Earth knew it!!!

then i fell asleep and woke up here!

Did i miss anything?
 
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Aye tis an ages old story...But why is her skirt shorter than the rest?
no no don't tell me...it twill come to me bye and bye.":O}


 
This one didn't get any skirt at all!
Will somebody tell me what a cotton eyed Joe is?
A flower maybe?


They worked for years in obscurity at something they knew was only for the few.
True art, true devotion will always make a place for itself.

She may not be mainstream, but her waters are clear and deep.

 
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and when what was in obscurity studied, in solitude learned
and with patience mastered inevitably makes it's way to the worlds stage


 
cloasters said:
Is using two sided tape cheating? Just asking. And is three sided tape coming in the future?
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Good questions!
1. it's not cheating if your bi-lingual. it's near impossible if you aren't!
2.This question has troubled physics since the intro of two sides tape.

It turns out that you don't need 11 dimensions after all!
They found that by coloring the third side a rosy purse and applying it inside out
they can avoid the annihilation of the first law of physics.

This is not widely known or used as yet as this application of a third side causes both the other sides
to studder and turn a rather unattractive brownish grey.

Will this research continue?

Can't say. But one lead researcher put it this way

"Were tired of sacrificing chickens and getting no where!!
Until we are funded to at least goat level were done."

But hey! two sided tape is pretty cool!
 
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