It's exactly the same as baseball, but without all the padding...
Now that's just not cricket!
After all, everyone knows that the Indians are obsessed with cricket. And allowed to play. And better at it than we are.
As for putting me in ladies tennis kit... are you quite sure you wanted to leave the poor board members with that mental image?
"After all, everyone knows that the Indians are obsessed with cricket. And allowed to play. And better at it than we are."
Oh sure...now they are...":O}