OK it's an old article from the Daily Fail, so should be regarded as 90% fiction with just enough truth not to get sued, but have a link:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/o...et-Olympics-Michael-van-Gerwen-backs-bid.html
On that basis, so should engineering management.... it's like herding cattle, only I don't get to use an electrified prod.
I thought Darts were the javelin of the wee small little people?
OMG is the Javelin a dart of big smelly clumsy folk the Little people call humans.
As a side note:
"Human" is the little peoples word for shit. This is now near universal!
In almost every language spoken by non homo sapiens
"Human"
is the polite and preferred word for shit.
Don't blame the non Homo Sapiens "Human" meant shit long before we came along and started killing the planet. It seems this comes of having everything we touch turn into human, I mean shit. I meant shit.
Anyway I was thinking Why not just demand greater accuracy of javelin tossers and put a one ounce limit on Javelins. Or let them toss trees if they like, but only let them use their thumb and fore finger with a bit of encouragement from their wrists.
But I'm dead set against allowing the wee small little people any where near a javelin This I feel needs no explanation..But for the sake of our youth I;ll make one up!
In 1250 BC (the last known year in which they were allowed to throw darts, I mean compete at javelin"
Every single javelin toss ended up stuck in shit. I mean humans, I meant humans. Back then they didn't have Fortnight bandages and there were casualties and rather hard feelings.
I for one was willing to leave this all behind. But now the wee small little people (They hate it that I call them "people" When Wee small is the name they compete under.) Have dragged this all up again as if 1250 BC never happened!
I think I have stumbled across a compromise .
Let the Wee small folk act as caddies for the shit people. I mean humans, I meant humans.
If this is, as I suspect it will be,a less than a thrilling event Those short little legs just churning up the sod as they retrieve big shit darts, I mean javelins, I meant big shit darts.
So we should allow some room for the sport to grow! To pass the interminable time it takes for wee little to fetch a big shits javelin. The big shits should be allowed a dozen darts to lend encouragement to those tiny churning legs.
In order to preserve the traditions of the past (After 1250BC) We could draw circles within circles upon their fat little behinds and give points to the darts that strike closest to center. Sounds like a good old javelin toss to me!!
