El Lumpo--he say he's the chosen one
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don't misrepresent the poor sob!
he only said that to explain why he said he wouldn't be leaving the presidency for ten or thirteen years.
hell he so popular now America would just loose it if he didn't stay on.
When he went to the scene of our latest mass shooting The lame stream media claimed n no one wanted him there just because none of the wounded wanted to seen him.
But the truth will out. today tumor said the he was so welcome that surgeons left their surgeries with patients lying on the table and people came flooding out of their rooms.
It must have seemed worth it to be shot just to bask in his radiance.
someone said they loved America, and they love their president to. (Sorry that was tumor) If only some one else had heard it.
because the lame stream media said they blamed tumors big mouth for the bullet holes in their bodies
and none of the victims or their families would even meet with him.
Then the hospital came out with lies claiming that their surgeons put their patients firsts
and that they never left the operating room to meet the tumor. that, get this bullshit,
They flat out said they didn't want to see let alone meet him.
Is there no integrity left medicine? they just flat out lie even about the chosen one!
he only said that to explain why he said he wouldn't be leaving the presidency for ten or thirteen years.
hell he so popular now America would just loose it if he didn't stay on.
When he went to the scene of our latest mass shooting The lame stream media claimed n no one wanted him there just because none of the wounded wanted to seen him.
But the truth will out. today tumor said the he was so welcome that surgeons left their surgeries with patients lying on the table and people came flooding out of their rooms.
It must have seemed worth it to be shot just to bask in his radiance.
someone said they loved America, and they love their president to. (Sorry that was tumor) If only some one else had heard it.
because the lame stream media said they blamed tumors big mouth for the bullet holes in their bodies
and none of the victims or their families would even meet with him.
Then the hospital came out with lies claiming that their surgeons put their patients firsts
and that they never left the operating room to meet the tumor. that, get this bullshit,
They flat out said they didn't want to see let alone meet him.
Is there no integrity left medicine? they just flat out lie even about the chosen one!
It proves that a large percentage of Americans actually agree with this fascist phuck. For this reason alone we deserve banishment from the human race. We know that right thinking Americans just love a nice shiny Nazi boot up their kiesters.
It is simply not right that thirty eight percent of Amerikans control the destiny of this Totalitarian paradise. As if stating the obvious ever got anyone anywhere.
It is simply not right that thirty eight percent of Amerikans control the destiny of this Totalitarian paradise. As if stating the obvious ever got anyone anywhere.
in my spare time off from praying for humanity and those little animals that eat worms, oh yeah gofers!
any way while resting from my labors i decide to invent a hell just for tumor and those who love hm
wanna hear it? then don't stop reading!
a small room with but a single chair. where we plop the tumor. directly across from him a mirror
just an ordinary mirror. then we close the door and let time do it's work, oh! once that door closes it cab only be opened by a gofer, which is why i pray for them';o]
if you think !'m letting him off to easy...how would you like to sit across from a festering tumor for 5 minutes?
tumor will have to look at it self for-ev-er....foe ev er
anyway back to work those gofers are going to save their own souls now are they!
any way while resting from my labors i decide to invent a hell just for tumor and those who love hm
wanna hear it? then don't stop reading!
a small room with but a single chair. where we plop the tumor. directly across from him a mirror
just an ordinary mirror. then we close the door and let time do it's work, oh! once that door closes it cab only be opened by a gofer, which is why i pray for them';o]
if you think !'m letting him off to easy...how would you like to sit across from a festering tumor for 5 minutes?
tumor will have to look at it self for-ev-er....foe ev er
anyway back to work those gofers are going to save their own souls now are they!
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actually it 36 % and falling.
day before yesterday several polls came out he is down in both partys. women as a whole will vote for any dem. by 70%.
his hard core true believers, those who are with tumor until death is now at 29%
But you know, tumor is out there every day making friends and gaining in popularity among tumors that is.
Interesting, I thought of a Lump Before the Mirror story earlier today. Mine goes that he self immolates, FINALLY after seeing himself in a mirror. Yet the greasy spot remaining stinks so much that traffic and people have to be re-routed around the hideous spot forever.
Lightning struck a golf course today. Maybe Heaven is awakening? Me soo bad.
Lightning struck a golf course today. Maybe Heaven is awakening? Me soo bad.
yes the first minutes will be easy for him. but then with the passing of time he will forget who he is looking at.I think the Lump in question regards himself as a fabulous specimen of Lump-kind and would like nothing better than to preen in front of a mirror. You need to pick a punishment that doesn't sound like a paradise
he will start a fight as that is all he know how to do.
that fight is likely to take up the better part of eternity.
he will never win or lose that fight...ever. ';o]
the main feature of my hell is that no one else has to go anywhere near him.
as George point out there is a stench.
LutaWicasa
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Just put it in an empty room...no mirror in which to preen, no audience to hear it's blathering and not a single voice raised for it.
That would be hell for Trumpocolypse
That would be hell for Trumpocolypse
By gum, you nailed it Luta Wicasa!
In other words reality itself. But such realistic audiences are banned from El Monstruo's
presence.
300 fat pounds. Did you see how regal he looked walking slightly behind the Queen of England?
In other words reality itself. But such realistic audiences are banned from El Monstruo's
presence.
300 fat pounds. Did you see how regal he looked walking slightly behind the Queen of England?
Gaaag me with an odor. I tells ya, that grease spot smells so bad that that poor human stuck on Mars in the movie is fearful that it will stunt his potato patch.
Oh noes!! What was burned to achieve that grease spot from far beyond hell's gate was so hideous that it defied time and space. I think that we may be in the worst patch of history EVAH.
Oh noes!! What was burned to achieve that grease spot from far beyond hell's gate was so hideous that it defied time and space. I think that we may be in the worst patch of history EVAH.
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"The darkest hour comse just before the dawn."
The P.R. government offers us this rather remarkable insight.
"Tumor is suffering tweet incontinence."
Allow me to translate:
Tumor pisses all over himself on a daily bases.
But you probably already knew that, but did you know he pisses all over himself o a nightly basis as well?
Unfortunately many suffer from this problem in their declining years.
But the tumor does it on purpose, he just closes his eyes and pictures Russian pros standing on his bed.
I think he's trying to recapture the golden nights of his youth.
No not in Russia
you know like when he was 3 or 4 years old. This is quite easy for him as he lives in that world. But this does offer us this encouragement! There a good chance that one fine day he might grow into a 3-4 year old old man.
May God bless the poor White house maids.
The P.R. government offers us this rather remarkable insight.
"Tumor is suffering tweet incontinence."
Allow me to translate:
Tumor pisses all over himself on a daily bases.
But you probably already knew that, but did you know he pisses all over himself o a nightly basis as well?
Unfortunately many suffer from this problem in their declining years.
But the tumor does it on purpose, he just closes his eyes and pictures Russian pros standing on his bed.
I think he's trying to recapture the golden nights of his youth.
No not in Russia
you know like when he was 3 or 4 years old. This is quite easy for him as he lives in that world. But this does offer us this encouragement! There a good chance that one fine day he might grow into a 3-4 year old old man.
May God bless the poor White house maids.
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Truth is the truth we must abide in. He is quite obviously a twisted monster... It's not slander if you can prove it. Tumor proves it for us every day. It no coincidence that he walks around with toilet paper chasing him.
What no dares ask? Was it used toilet paper, Did the toilet paper think it was stuck to shit?
Was it really chasing him? It might have crawled out of his pants and down his leg trying to escape it's, lest face it, unspeakable fate. Can any one imagine what a tumor crossword puzzle would look like?
Shit-hole, wall, incest, rape,rapist, Jeffery,Big brain, stable, shit head,moron, idiot, bankrupt,
invasion, insanity,tariff, farmer, bankruptcy, huge, puddy putin, treason evonka, molestation,
accusations, sociopath, Jr. fake president, Hillary,hitler, white, inferior, shithead, 3 million votes,
entailment. loser.
Not one for the kids I guess.
What no dares ask? Was it used toilet paper, Did the toilet paper think it was stuck to shit?
Was it really chasing him? It might have crawled out of his pants and down his leg trying to escape it's, lest face it, unspeakable fate. Can any one imagine what a tumor crossword puzzle would look like?
Shit-hole, wall, incest, rape,rapist, Jeffery,Big brain, stable, shit head,moron, idiot, bankrupt,
invasion, insanity,tariff, farmer, bankruptcy, huge, puddy putin, treason evonka, molestation,
accusations, sociopath, Jr. fake president, Hillary,hitler, white, inferior, shithead, 3 million votes,
entailment. loser.
Not one for the kids I guess.