Chuck and Jean Claude Doing the Splits

[Gizmo]

Ok, I'm sure by now that you've all seen the Volvo commercial where Monsieur Van Damme is doing the splits while standing on the mirrors of the two Volvo semis:

Witness now, the AWESOMELY EPIC splits as only Mr. Norris can do them:

Yes, I know the Chuck video is CGI, but it is still brilliantly funny, IMO.

 

[Daniel~]

Cool but who made off with the banana?

 

[Gizmo]

Cool but who made off with the banana?

I blame the French.

 

[Daniel~]

I don't know why I even asked. Deep down I knew it was the French!

 

[Kaitain]

I blame the French.

See, told you

 

[ThunderRd]

...and take that, you Belgian shrimp. No one outdoes Mr Norris

 

[cloasters]

B-B-But Belgian Fries are correct, they invented them. The French aren't to blame. Sure glad that the ultra-patriotic Americans on Capital Hill changed the name "French Fries" to PATRIOT fries for their cafeteria. Had better sleep after they did that. Then they named 'em French Fries again. Tossin' and turnin' ever since.

I like Enya. Sure, that probably makes me an old phart. Not again?

But the Belgians eat them with MAYONNAISE on them. Now that's pure madness.
The horror!

 

[Kaitain]

But the Belgians eat them with MAYONNAISE on them. Now that's pure madness.
The horror!

Madness... but delicious madness! Mmmm lekker!

 

[Daniel~]

I just realized I have nothing to say about fries. Now potato chips, There's a topic free of French interference!

 

[cloasters]

Und so very good for you. My doc half jokingly told me to eat potato chips. Back when my low sodium level was inexplicably interfering with needed surgery. "I have three kinds" I told her. Don't know what changed my sodium back to normal. I bought surprisingly expensive salt tablets just in case. She told me not to use them. Nice to have a good doc in your corner.

 

[porporme]

I just realized I have nothing to say about fries. Now potato chips, There's a topic free of French interference!

Isn't Lay's french?