El Lumpo--he say he's the chosen one

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    While we abide with the truth The Thing suffers from no such handicap. Been escaping it most of his Glorious life. So lucky are we to have to look at such a heinous mug! I do my best to avoid that picture! Almost impossible. Thank you again, cruelest of assumed heavenly objects.
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    Ah! but you see he won't know it's him hes looking at. He'll think he looking at God and then he'll start hating god for getting better ratings.at lest among non Christians.

    Anyone remember the Christians? Their the ones that use to preach peace and love at Sundays
    "Let's lynch a Black man" celebrations

    They use to Love Jesus , But tumor is just so much more personable.
    A rumor of tumor is currently circulating among them now
    God has decided to kick J.C. out of leaven and adopt tumor

    At least among Christians, this is a very popular rumor.
    I'll think some more while you exercise you 10,000 year options
    for his snob appeal.

    God no longer cares about right or wrong
    God want mob appeal.
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    I admit to having some conflict here. While I love to hear what an ass he is today, I can't stand to look at or see him. So I wait 5 mins unlit the news services go crazy.

    Wow Fox news is really feeling their Oates. They now claim they don't work for trumor. tumor is mad a t them for not licking his balls as reverently as once they did (yesterday and the day before)

    Fox is now saying they don't work for tumor,

    What ever can this mean? Fox no longer believes tumor can win again and their afraid that no one will see them as a news source when he's gone. So the rats say the ship is sinking.

    Waite until tumor find sout No wait! he did. Now he wants to start a new news service, one that reports only on him and only the way he wants to be covered.

    What? Instead of commercial interruptions he'll show porn staring his own self and close family members?,
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    Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't the Kids tumor sired with Melania, anchor babies?
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    One could assume that Baron (humble first name, eh?) Trump is an anchor baby. What is super cool is that The Lump wants to change citizenship laws. If you are born to American military parents overseas you are automatically an American Citizen. El Ugly Blimpo wants this law to end! Why? Does an ego the size of Alaska have to explain itself?

    My feeling is yes, a rational explanation is needed here. Oh noes, I guess Mr Fake News is tongue tied?

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