Set aside 10 minutes of actual reading for this one - beginning to end. It's a riot, and David Thorne is an Internet comedy genius. http://www.27bslash6.com/interviews.html
Thorne's books are brilliant. I *think* the books are a mix of real and manufactured, but as he says, the internet is a playground. In this case, I wouldn't put it past him to do this simply to screw with his boss.
10 minutes!!Why must you ask for so much from your readers! What to do what to do! Well your post have always paid off in the past...OK I'll give it 7 minutes then all bets are off! ":O}
. When will we know who got the job? I have to agree that Simon's dad while seeming compassionate and concerned with his son's future... didn't really seem to have put very much thought into the likelihood that Simon will ever get all the mayonnaise off his slice of bread... so to speak, I mean for an old guy he seemed pretty shallow...poor Simon! Why the hell couldn't Melissa keep her big trap shut! What did poor Simon ever do to her! I hope the hat looks stupid on her! Why did the David keep Simon's present...seems , I don't know,...a bit selfish under the circumstance... Maybe seeing Simon's Suffering made David just want to go home and squash a bug...hardly the mood for gift giving. Maybe David will mail it later. I wonder...what do you give a designer of mayonnaise labels on the occasion of his/her departure? In a way, I'm kinda happy for Simon. I mean he saw he had mis labeled his life and and took a stand against his own annihilation. Good man that Simon...his Dad may have been right after all.":O}
