Ok, I'm sure by now that you've all seen the Volvo commercial where Monsieur Van Damme is doing the splits while standing on the mirrors of the two Volvo semis: Witness now, the AWESOMELY EPIC splits as only Mr. Norris can do them: Yes, I know the Chuck video is CGI, but it is still brilliantly funny, IMO.
B-B-But Belgian Fries are correct, they invented them. The French aren't to blame. Sure glad that the ultra-patriotic Americans on Capital Hill changed the name "French Fries" to PATRIOT fries for their cafeteria. Had better sleep after they did that. Then they named 'em French Fries again. Tossin' and turnin' ever since. I like Enya. Sure, that probably makes me an old phart. Not again? But the Belgians eat them with MAYONNAISE on them. Now that's pure madness. The horror!
I just realized I have nothing to say about fries. Now potato chips, There's a topic free of French interference!
Und so very good for you. My doc half jokingly told me to eat potato chips. Back when my low sodium level was inexplicably interfering with needed surgery. "I have three kinds" I told her. Don't know what changed my sodium back to normal. I bought surprisingly expensive salt tablets just in case. She told me not to use them. Nice to have a good doc in your corner.
